George Mamouzellos
just george, bullshit artist extraordinaire(1)
Meet the latest recruit to the anti-vaccination conspiracy brigade. George Mamouzellos, a pharmacy graduate of Uni SA. He has stated in various internet forums that he is a qualified pharmacist, but we are awaiting evidence of that claim.
George sprung to prominence after an email he wrote entitled “Why you should avoid the evils of Vaccaination(2)” (sic). The world quickly divided – skeptics who immediately recognised an idiot from his atrociously written email and questioned his qualifications, and then the embattled antivaxxers who fell over themselves to touch their new “pharmacist” messiah. Of course, they did no research at all. Ideology comes first, people, no spoiling the party with mundane details like the truth.
George now runs a facebook group called Australians against the swine flu vaccine(3). In true antivaxxer conspiracy fashion, he bans anyone that questions the antivax stance. The Australian Vaccination Network facebook group asks that people join his group.
So, what does a quick Google search tell us about the antivaxxers new best friend? I found out all I need to know from George’s MySpace page. Please visit to discover all you would ever want to know about this moron, but I have included the “quality stuff” below.
Women
George loves women. Not all women, just some women. Not convinced that any could love him back after reading his charming comments about them.
I told my parents and family that I was moving because of work, but lets face it – Darwin is full of fat ugly chicks who think theyre princesses, and even though I train as a powerlifter, it just isnt cool that your powerlifting might save your life in bed one day when some fat behemoth is trying to suffocate you with her tit. So if youre a Darwin chick reading this, all I have to say is…youre disgusting. Get off my myspace, youre stinking it up. Theres lots of grass outside, go chew it or something. moooooooooo! Remember when I told you Id rather spank it than shag you? See. Wasnt lying.
Oh dear. Well, that hit a large section of the antivax demographic. Not that they cared. A post was made to a particular list alerting them to his deception, but as usual, ideology won out. Post was deleted and facts were conveniently ignored. Way to go, ladies.
So note to all the old chicks out there (or young people whose mum comes past…just, like, forward this blog to them or something): If you smile into the mirror and it looks like an old lady with a mouthful of cashews lookin back at ya…dont do that lip licking shit, its really filthy. Ugh!!!! Bleh!!! Uuuurrgghhhhh!!!!
Once again antivax ladies, you like the reference? You do? How sweet.
…that being said, if youre ugly, get the hell off my page lol)…
…to escape the Land of the Fat Disgusting 3-toed Wilder-Orangochicks, on his way to Adelaide, City of Hotties…
Double fat country chicks from Rural Queensland saying “Oh Just George youre just dreamy, come shag me in paddock 6, Im the biggest, whitest cow there!” Like, fucking AWESOME!!
…and set him up with a really really horrible fat chick, so that the ecstasy makes him all touchy feely with the shaved gorilla we’re going to throw in the cage with him…
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…yeah, another girl is checking me out, big deal, give her a sly glance and cheeky smile before ignoring her ass” but in Darwin, you just cant do that – it might actually be a girl whose face doesnt look like its been doing piniata duty with a bunch of blackfellas holding star-pickets, and those are like one in a million here…
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I mean Im not really shallow when it comes to dating or anything, and like they say in Pulp Fiction, personality DOES go a long way, but when I look at a girl and my schlong retracts like the cord on a vaccuum cleaner (and makes a “dook!” noise when it hits my pelvis) then you just gotta accept that Im out of her league and she should, like, be shy and shit.
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You know what really pisses me off? The Pill. Everytime I give out the pill, I imagine shagging that girl (not always a good thing btw, theres some UGLY people out there having sex…brrrrrr ech yuk bleh) and it makes me realise that no matter how many chicks im shagging, theres yet another one I havnt shagged, and I get all insecure. wtf is up with that? I dont know.
The Pharmacist
You know what I love most about being a DJ? Its when the girls all scream when you put on a good song. That just doesn’t happen when youre a pharmacist. In a pharmacy, you only get to hear screaming when theres an armed robbery, or if one of those dickhead grandmas doesn’t turn on her hearing aid and you have to tell her where to put the vaginal fungus cream applicator at full volume. “Mrs Jenkins, be careful to warm up the cream in the palm of your hand, because sometimes its cold.” “What? Did you just call me OLD?” “No, I said the cream is COLD!” “why does it matter how old I am?” “COLD! I SAID COLD! THE CREAM IS COLD! Like ICE!” “Lice? I DON’T HAVE LICE!”
Grandmas, man. They make you so mad sometimes. You just want to stomp their cute little faces in.
There should be an Academy Awards ceremony for pharmacists, because Im telling you, we are the best fucking actors on the planet. I myself have probably the best Poker Face in the medical world – it doesnt matter how much I want to throw my guts up at whatever disgusting shit Im hearing about/looking at, the expression on my face is always…Thoughtful. Intelligent. Kind. The kind of face that makes old ladies say “Awwww what a nice man
But let me tell you, my fellow Myspacians – when im wearing my Thoughtful, Intelligent face…what it means is that my brain has put a giant “Back In 5 Minutes” sign up, and is in the bathroom hurling chunks, its seriously fucking disgusting – especially the ones with no shame, who want to SHOW you everything. Listen here bitch, im not a fucking gyneacologist – im not going to “Just take a look”. I *like* sex. The last thing I need is to be in bed with some hottie and then BAM! FLASHBACK!…
…I decided to become a pharmacist – which youd normally think is a good thing, but really, taking drugs is a lot more fun than giving them out.
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okay im totally stoned now, making spelling errors like a mofo, and almost took a swig of a bottle of sweet chilli sauce thinking it was water.
The Racist
Note to all the Indian people reading this who are offended by me saying that she’s smelly. I apologize. You people aren’t all smelly. You actually all fucking reek.
I do recommend that you read his blogs on his MySpace page to appreciate the context of the statements above. I find George to be a narcissistic misogynist who, for reasons unknown, has laid all his critical thinking skills aside in pursuit of some narcissistic goal.
If you think that is a bit harsh, please visit Peter Bowditch’s excellent The Millenium Project for more charmbucket madness By George, I think he’s got it
Many times I had wondered what antivaxxers would think when confronted with the ‘real’ George, and this post on his antivax facebook group tells the story:
Sources:
1. Title of his MySpace page http://www.myspace.com/luvyouluvyou
2. George’s antivax email included in my Lutheran Church post.
3. http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/group.php?gid=151785863306&ref=ts